No such thing as a straight line By monster spank There goes the heavens again mocking the earthbound. Making them stumble. Only the heartless monster took pleasure in the constant warping of the space-time continuum. To them it was not without its comedy to observe the weak take their daily mocking without self-regard. It was when the short scraggly one on the left shouted "change the channel to the weather station already!" that alarm gripped them. After all, Spank was in charge of the remote control today. Posted on: Tue, Jul 19 2005 9:42 PM